Aside from a post I wrote about the new Rogue One teaser and a lengthy list of belated Lucas/prequel appreciation from IMDB, I’ve been mostly silent about the direction Disney is taking Star Wars because there’s such a treasure trove of SW stuff pre-Disney. I have six films, two Clone Wars series, one Ewoks TV movie, the Legends/Expanded Universe and the Dark Horse Comics (one of these days I’ll check out those Droids cartoons). But my biggest and only gripe I have with Disney and Hasbro is the lack of diversity and quality in their action figure department. The Force Awakens is the hot item at the moment and whenever I go to Target, Toys R Us and the Disney Store, I always stop at the boys toys section to check out the latest SW action figures…
…AAAAnnnd it’s nothing but TFA, TFA, T-F-A. *Sigh*. I had to turn to Amazon to buy that Princess Leia Medal Ceremony 3.75 Black Series figure that Hasbro made but never released to stores. Phooey!
I still want detailed, articulated, finely sculpted action figures from the OT, PT, CW and Legends eras. It shouldn’t just be the Disney films that get the spotlight.
But enough complaining! What if I made a wish list of my top ten choices for female character that should be made into an action figure? Who would they be and why? Here’s my choices:
C’mon, admit it. You thought Bea Arthur’s performance of “Goodnight, But Not Goodbye” was the highlight of the much maligned Star Wars Holiday Special. You even have it downloaded on your iPod. So why not have an action figure of the grand dame of the Tatooine cantina scene? You can add her to that diorama you made of Mos Eisley where she butts heads with Wuher over whether droids should be allowed.
Bodyguard, assassin, secretary and Xizor’s most prized possession. What makes her different from the others on our list is the secret only the Falleen crime lord knows: she’s really an advanced human replica droid. Nevertheless, between her and her boss, she is the most shrewd. She’s also one of the most interesting characters in Shadows of the Empire. Since they’ve made two figures of Xizor, I don’t see why they can’t make a figure of his right hand woman.
8. Lanoree Brock
A Je’daii Ranger and the leading lady of Dawn of the Jedi: Into the Void, a novel that takes place 25,793 BBY. Just imagine owning a pre-lightsaber, sword wielding jedi.
7. Cindel Towani
The first Star Wars spinoff film to have a female lead. If we can have young Anakin and young Boba, then why can’t we have Cindel? Honorable mention should also go to Nightsister Charal.
Two handmaiden action figures came from The Phantom Menace. It’s high time we get some handmaiden figures from Attack of the Clones. Following in the footsteps of Sabe, Dorme is Padme’s #1 handmaiden and closest confidant. One of the most memorable scenes in episode 2 is when she tearfully says goodbye to Padme. If Keira Knightly can be immortalized in plastic why can’t Rose Byrne?
5. Queen Apailana
I have 6 Queen figures: 5 of them are Amidala and one is Queen Breha (AKA Leia’s adoptive mother). I need more queens in my collection! I want Apailana so I can compare and contrast her funeral gown with Amidala’s gray pre-senate gown.
4. Queen Jamillia
As I said before: more queens! Plus Jamillia had a great line: “the day we stop believing democracy can work is the day we lose it.”
3. Eirtae (Pre-Senate Cloak)
Even though Queen Amidala’s handmaidens look alike, what with those hoods and all, their robes were just as eye-catching as the queen’s gowns. They’ve made one figure of Rabe in her yellow/orange flame gown, so they should make the other handmaidens in various gowns. Eirtae should get the burgundy gown.
2. Brea & Senni Tonnika
How they never released figures of these two is beyond me. From the first time I saw A New Hope, I wanted the Tonnika sisters as action figures. As a fan of Ancient Egypt, I was allured by their style.
1. Tenel Ka
In my opinion, Tenel Ka is the most interesting female character of the Star Wars Expanded Universe. I liked her the moment I met her in the Young Jedi Knights series by Kevin J. Anderson and Rebecca Moesta. A focused, taciturn friend of the Solo twins, Tenel Ka wears many hats: as the daughter of Prince Isolder and Teneniel Djo, she’s a princess of two worlds, Queen of the Hapes Consortium (which means another queen added to my collection!), Jedi, Amazon and mother to Allana Solo. She avoided using the Force as much as possible, refused a prosthetic arm when she lost hers in lightsaber training, and her lightsaber hilt is a rancor’s tooth! So Hasbro and Lucasfilm, if your’re reading this, get to work, on the double!
Now it’s your turn. Which female Star Wars character would you like to add to your toy collection? Sound off in the comments.