Dear Warner Brothers,

We need to talk.

I come before you today (well, not physically, but let’s imagine), not to talk about the Snyderverse, The Depp vs. Heard controversy, Joss Whedon, or Ray Fisher’s constant whining (I, mean, come on, if he single-handedly removed Hamada, Johns and co. who’d take their place, Disney execs?) because I really don’t care about those things, but instead I want to direct your attention to Wonder Woman’s 80th anniversary.

Before I go any further, I wanted to let you know that I loved Wonder Woman 1984. Like its 2017 predecessor, the film proved that William Moulton Marston’s legacy and message is safe in the hands of Patty Jenkins. Ignore the (mostly male) haters that drone on about how Zack Snyder “restored” Diana’s “warrior status” in Justice League. Ignore the bitter, Disney paid lamestream media. Ignore the RT critics with dubious reputations. Continue with Patty’s direction for the character.

Better yet, give us more Wonder Woman.

“But we’ve greenlit Wonder Woman 3”, you’ll reply, to which I say: “Yes and I’m looking forward to it immensely.” But it’s come to my attention, that the majority of Diana’s onscreen adventures have been framed mostly as a team member of the Justice League. Like the first tweet pointed out, in the 80 years since her 1941 debut, – outside of comic books – she’s only had one TV show, two major motion pictures and two straight to DVD animated movies. By comparison, we’re getting ANOTHER Batman movie, a new Superman show on HBOMax, (NOTE: a total of 18 actors have played Superman and Batman respectively on the big and small screen) and two new Batman/Superman animated series.

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And this was before Gal came along. That bumps up the Wondy Sisterhood to…two.

Nevermind that we already had a Batman Animated Series and a Superman Animated Series in the ’90s.

But when we were first introduced to Wonder Woman in the Timmverse, it was through Justice League and Justice League Unlimited – and not always in the most flattering way (sometimes her characterization veered into straw feminist territory). Diana has never gotten her own animated series. Fans have started to notice this. I wish (no pun intended) they noticed this a long time ago.

Give Us That Wonder Girl Show You Promised

Some time ago, you announced that you were planning on developing a show based around the newest “Wonder Girl”, Yara Flor, because fans responded positively to Joelle Jones’ series about an Amazonian princess from Brazil. And then you scrapped the project. Again.

But you know what, you still have the potential to make another Wonder Girl series and it’s staring you right in the face.

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That’s right, Conor Leslie, the second actress to portray Wonder Girl since Debra Winger, is one of the most popular characters on the HBO Max show, Titans. I don’t watch the show but I can already tell she deserves her own spinoff. Rehire Dailyn Rodriguez as head writer/ showrunner, hire other female writers and directors and make the mood of the show lighter and softer to reflect Donna’s path of redemption and love. Target the show toward a female audience and you’ll have a surefire hit.

Cast Other Actresses to Portray Wonder Woman

Now we all love Gal Gadot and we look forward to seeing her don the tiara again for WW3, but when it comes to other DCEU/DCTV projects, it wouldn’t hurt to let other actresses inherit the Lasso of Truth. I’ve heard rumors that Diana is going to make a cameo in the upcoming Flash movie. If this is true, cast another actress. After all, you guys announced years ago that your films were no longer going to be interconnected, so let’s give Gal a rest (she’s just had a baby y’know) so we can bump up the Wonder Sisterhood to three. Or maybe have Conor Leslie can play the part (she is 30 years old after all).

So in the words of Cassandra Sandsmark, “stop being afraid of women”, especially when she’s one of you’re most popular characters of all time. Give her more solo onscreen representation. After 80 years she deserves it.

I’m The Lady From Planet X and thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

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This Is a Public Service Announcement:

Sgt. Tibbs was the true hero of 101 Dalmatians.

This has been a public service announcement.

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Gina Carano Is the Latest Casualty In the War On Women

Gina Carano fired from 'The Mandalorian' over social media post
Nazism? That was just a red herring.

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. – M. Bison, Street Fighter (1994)

Sometimes I wonder what the Star Wars landscape would look like if George Lucas were still in charge of Lucasfilm.

Would he constantly snark about a politician or two like Mark Hamill?

Would he make some public service announcement about systemic racism or homophobia?

Would he have fired anyone for expressing a “controversial” opinion on social media?

After getting fired from The Mandalorian, former MMA fighter and actress Gina Carano revealed in a tell-all interview why she was fired from the popular Disney+ show – and it wasn’t because of her Holocaust tweet.

Carano: When we first started having problems it had to have been on the pronoun usage I think was the first problem, um maybe before that.

Interviewer: Can you take us through the controversy over the transgender pronouns?

Carano: I ended up putting beep/bop/boop in my twitter bio and it was a 100% to go to the Twitter mob that was telling you what to do and it had zero to do with going after the transgender community cause I would never do that. Soon as I saw people taking that wrong…I just put these noises in my bio, then there was this crazy meltdown, just a big massive meltdown…

Interviewer: So Disney came to you and president of Lucasfilm and asked you to put out some sort of apology…how did they deal with that?

Carano: I had a publicist at the time and they said ‘You have to put out an apology, this is messed up, this is awful’ and I was like, um, OK, I did say right after that tweet I clarified for everybody, this was not directed towards the transgender community in any way. They were like…you need to get on the phone tomorrow with LGBTQ transgender section. And I was like, ‘I’m honestly feeling very emotional, can you give me a second? And they said ‘No, you need to do this now’ and so I did. I got on the phone with them and they…actually reported back to Disney and Lucasfilm…they thought it would be a bad idea if they cancelled me…I got on Zoom with them and I explained ‘hey I just…don’t have hate in my heart for anyone (laughs). I just stepped in a landmine.’

Interviewer: And after that the Disney/Lucasfilm folks said that you won’t do any press after that for The Mandalorian.

Carano: Yeah, we went through this very long thing where it was like ‘back and forth, back and forth’. They wanted me to say this, I felt like it was ingenuine, I wrote out this massive thing…but they didn’t want that. They…said…’it’s not apologetic enough’. It was shocking. All these Lucasfilm employees are railing me on their websites. They wanted me to get on the phone with, like, forty of their LGBTQ community. Not on the phone, on Zoom. And I felt like ‘all your employees are slandering the hell out of me right now. You think I want to get on a video where they can then film it?’ I felt very insecure about that. I think it’s also a bit abusive that you want me to talk to forty people – forty people! – I don’t feel like I deserve this. Don’t you guys see what’s like happening online? It’s like all these bots, it’s not real people it’s just – I don’t know who these people are.

Interviewer: Twitter rage mob.

Carano: Yeah. And they’re awful. I actually asked the LGBTQ community leaders for the trans section. It’s like, ‘ why don’t you guys address that? It might be healthier if you address what’s happening, uh, the aggressive push. And they didn’t really have an answer to that.

Perhaps her reasons for not kowtowing to the trans community has to do with her previous job as an MMA fighter. On September 13, 2014, Fallon Fox, a transgender MMA fighter (who “transitioned” from male to female), fought Tamika Brents, a natural born woman. Within the first round alone, Brents suffered a concussion, an orbital bone fracture and seven staples to the head – all at the hands of Fox. Brents later took to social media to convey her thoughts on the fight:

I’ve fought a lot of women and have never felt the strength that I felt in a fight as I did that night. I can’t answer whether it’s because she was born a man or not because I’m not a doctor. I can only say, I’ve never felt so overpowered ever in my life and I am an abnormally strong female in my own right,” she stated. “Her grip was different, I could usually move around in the clinch against other females but couldn’t move at all in Fox’s clinch.”

Another MMA fighter, UFC champion Ronda Rousey, turned down an offer to fight Fox, citing:

“She can try hormones, chop her pecker off, but it’s still the same bone structure a man has,” Rousey said in 2014. “It’s an advantage. I don’t think it’s fair. . . I’ve tried to research it a lot. I feel like if you go through puberty as a ‘man’ it’s not something you can reverse. . . . There’s no undo button on that.”

Not surprisingly Brents and Rousey have been subjected to vitrol from the trans community. Sound familiar?

In retaliation, Star Warriors everywhere – even the Disney averse #WeWantLegends crowd – have rallied to Gina Carano’s defense. On International Women’s Day, fans flocked to the Official Star Wars Facebook Page to share their support for the cancelled actress – and to point out Lucasfilm’s hypocrisy when it comes to celebrating the women of Lucas’ space opera.

But for feminist-minded women like me, Gina’s firing was inevitable. Here, in 2021, after decades of advancement in women’s rights – the right to play sports, the right to have safe spaces free from male violence, the right to sex appropriate medical care – feminists are now finding a new battle on their hands: the right to define what a woman is.

Notice how trans issues have taken center stage after gays and lesbians won the right to marry. Notice how the T has overshadowed the other letters in the LGBT media. Anyone who questions or criticizes gender identity and trans rights is automatically labeled a transphobe or a TERF (Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist), especially if your’re a woman. Even just a perceived insult is interpreted as a full-on attack. And it doesn’t matter if you’re liberal or conservative, straight, bisexual or lesbian, rich or poor, you WILL accept that transwomen are women and transmen are men, no matter what.

If you don’t you will be cancelled like the following women. Here’s a list of other women who lost their jobs and reputations because they wouldn’t bow to the trans crowd.

Other Women Canceled By the Trans Community

Sex, Power and Influence: An Interview with Helen Lewis » IAI TV

In 2017 Helen Lewis wrote an op-ed for The Sunday Times called “A Man Can’t Just Say He Has Turned Into A Woman” in which she was critical of new legislation being proposed in the UK to make transitioning easier. After discovering this, Ubisoft replaced all audio from the game Watch Dogs: Legion featuring Lewis’ voice.

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Kay Cole James, President of The Heritage Foundation, was appointed to be a member of a new advisory panel on the ethics of artificial intelligence. More than 2,300 Google employees signed a petition calling for Google to take Cole James off the council. The petition described her as vocally anti-trans, anti-LGBTQ and anti-immigrant. Her panel was disbanded as a result.

Anti-trans conservatives borrow left-wing rhetoric.

After her employer announced that they would be allowing men to use the women’s locker rooms (in accordance with their preferred gender identity), Kaeley Triller pushed back in a blog post for The Federalist. In her post, Triller told her own story of sexual trauma and argued that her employer’s new policy would put women and girls at risk of abuse. She was fired from the YMCA as a result.

Assistant Literary Agent Sasha White’s Twitter account bio states that ‘gender non conformity is wonderful; denying biological sex not so’, and contains the hashtag #IStandWithJKRowling’. Some trans activists on Twitter accused White of being transphobic and a trans-exclusionary radical feminist (TERF). White was fired from The Tobias Literary Agency.

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The Women’s Liberation Front (WoLF) rented out a New York Public Library (NYPL) branch for an ‘Evening with Canceled Women’ event, which would address ‘women’s rights to a life free of pervasive harassment, silencing, coercion, violence, forced lying and endless punishment’. The event was canceled by NYPL without explanation.

Meet Meghan Murphy, the 'transphobic' feminist booted off Twitter… but who  won't be silenced

Feminist Current founder Meghan Murphy was permanently banned from Twitter when she tweeted, “Yeeeah it’s him” when identifying a person who transitioned from a man to a woman. This was in violation of Twitter’s rules against misgendering which were put into place weeks after the tweet was published. In 2019 she sued the social media platform and lost.

U of A professor says she was dismissed over views that biological sex  trumps transgender identity for policy decisions | Edmonton Journal

Kathleen Lowrey is a self-identified gender-critical feminist who made her views public by publishing an article on the website Feminist Current, posting signs on her office door and letting her class know that at the start of the semester that she would be touching on the subject of gender identity. The University of Alberta did not provide a specific reason for her dismissal.

Professor given bodyguards after threats from transgender activists

Selina Todd was deplatformed by Oxford International Women’s Festival because she was accused of transphobia for her comments on feminism and her allegiance to a women’s rights organization that supports women-only spaces (known as “A Woman’s Place”). Specifically, she said that “transwomen” should be allowed to call themselves transwomen but that in certain circumstances “we do need provision that differentiates on the basis of sex.”

Tax expert Maya Forstater fired for saying trans women aren't women | News  | The Sunday Times

Tax expert Maya Forstater was fired from the Center for Global Development after being accused of publishing “offensive” tweets questioning government proposals to allow people to self-identify as the opposite sex.

Scots author Gillian Philip dumped for backing JK Rowling in transgender  row | HeraldScotland

Author Gillian Philip was dropped by her publisher after she wrote “I Stand With JK Rowling” in her Twitter Handle.

For more examples of canceled people, click here.

Now after firing her, Disney wants to nominate her for an Emmy. I think Carano should sue for wrongful job termination. I also hope Ms. Carano reaches out to gender critical feminists for interviews so that she knows she’s not alone.

When Kathleen Kennedy took over Lucasfilm in 2012, she claimed she would bring more women into the franchise. Instead Disney/Lucasfilm has erased so many women from the SW IP to the point that now the actresses who portray these women aren’t safe. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rosario Dawson was the next to go.

May the Force Be With You Gina.

May the Force Be With women in this galaxy and the one Far Far Away.

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A Leave of Presence

On Planet X, things are always hunky-dory. But on Earth, things have not been so calm and this has affected me to a certain extent.

I think we all know what I mean.

Although I, nor any of my family members have caught the coronavirus, it has still had an effect on our lives. My brother has had some work woes due to the virus. I’m still lucky to have my job but our work environment, hours and paychecks, have been effected by the pandemic.

To top it all off, my mother had surgery for colon cancer in August and is undergoing chemo. I am her primary caregiver and I have to drive her to the doctor, run errands for her and pay all her non-medical bills.

Although I’m taking it like an Amazon, with my head held high, it’s given me a severe case of writer’s block.

There’s so much I want to write about. I’ve wanted to write a review of Wonder Woman 1984 (which I’ve seen four times on HBO Max already), write a post singing the praises of HBO Max as a streaming platform and even give my two cents on the Studio Ghibli film, Tales From Earthsea

But the creative juices just aren’t flowing right now. Sometimes I’ll start writing, then I’ll stop and save the article, only to struggle to pick up where I’ve left off.

So I decided that the best thing to do was to simply step away from WordPress – and possibly all social media – for awhile. I write this, dear readers, so that you won’t wonder why I haven’t posted anything in awhile.

Stay safe, never lose hope, remember that you’re not alone, and always look for the silver lining as related in this song…

This is The Lady From Planet X signing off… for now.


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Great Worm Moments In SF History

You didn’t think my series on SF Animals only covered vertebrates did you? Did you?! How could any species be so helminth/scoleci/vermiphobic? Worms have always been major characters in science fiction and fantasy you bipedal dummies!

Now worms are a hard group to categorize because the name is thrown about by scientists to just about any animal that doesn’t have legs, arms, eyes or scales and is slimier than a jar of vaseline. But when we hear the word “worm” the first image that pops into our heads is the earthworm (Opisthopora), which is probably the kind of worm sci-fi and fantasy writers also picture before they put pen to ink.

So grab yourself a bag of gummi worms, dig yourself comfortably into a pot of dirt and wiggle through this list of fantastic (and often fatal) worms.

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Sandworm, Dune (1965)

There’s no way, we’re going to start this list without Shai Hulud himself. This is the first image that comes to mind whenever people hear the words science fiction and worm in the same sentence. These critters can grow to over 1,300 ft long and 130 ft in diameter. They’ve been known to swallow ornithopters and people in large groups because they’re extremely sensitive to sand vibrations (remember worms don’t have eyes), which is why the Fremen always say, “walk without rhythm and you won’t attract the worms”. But the most important aspect of the sandworm is their ability to make melange – a spice that holds the Duniverse together. Oh and the Fremen use them as mounts. However, due to the revived popularity of Beetlejuice (1988), you’re more likely to see merch of sandworms from the Tim Burton directed film, instead of the ones from Frank Herbert’s award-winning novel.

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Graboids, Tremors (1990)

Directed by Ron Underwood and produced by Gale Ann Hurd (who knows a thing or two about movie monsters), this horror comedy film launched a franchise about a town in Nevada besieged by massive subterranean worm monsters who have a taste for human flesh. They can sense vibrations in the ground and I’m guessing their movements cause the titular “tremors”. Despite it’s box office failure (no surprise there), the film has since gone on to become a cult classic and has spawned a franchise consisting of five sequels, one prequel and a TV show.

Lamprey-Worms, Summer of Night (1991)

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Nominated for the 1992 British Fantasy Award, Dan Simmons’ novel shares a lot of similarities to Stephen King’s It: a group of mid-20th century American boys observe supernatural events and characters unfolding in their small town. However the similarities end there. King never included in his book lamprey – worms. Summoned by the possessed Borgia Bell situated in the steeple of the local school house, the lamprey – worms will strike at anyone for whom the bell tolls. They have long, thick bodies and sucker mouths with rows of blade sharp teeth. Their tough-scaled hide and lack of vulnerable organs make them difficult to destroy. They’re also difficult to detect – they tunnel under their victims and take them by surprise. They’re large enough to swallow a full-grown dog and can knock over a truck. Oh and they’re vulnerable to holy water.

(Note: the above picture is by famed SF/fantasy artist Wayne Barlowe)

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Earthworm Gods, The Conqueror Worms (2005)

Just what is it with horror and worms? They seem to go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or should I say chocolate ice cream and gummi worms…

Then again, name an animal that hasn’t been used in the horror genre.

Anyway, this Brian Keene penned novel is a post apocalyptic story about two Great Flood survivors (not that Great Flood) who have to fend off their sanctuary from man-eating giant worms the size of buses. And yet the worms are the least of the protagonists’ problems!

Amanin/Amanaman, Star Wars (1977-present)

Making their first appearance in Jabba’s Palace in Return of the Jedi, the Amanin (sometimes called Amananman) are a planarian (flatworm) race from the planet Maridun. They stood two to three meters tall, had bright yellow and green skin, arms long enough to reach the ground and very short legs. They were often seen throughout the galaxy as mercenaries or wilderness scouts, which means you do not want to cross paths with these worms as the stormtroopers, seen in the above picture, learned the hard way.

Earthworm Jim game announced for the new Intellivision console - Polygon

Earthworm Jim

A very bizarre ’90s video game released by SEGA Genesis about an ordinary earthworm who unknowingly wriggles itself into the path of a falling spacesuit becoming an anthropomorphic hero named Jim. His foes included the Evil Queen Slug-For-A-Butt (the name speaks for itself), her right hand “man” Psy-Crow and Evil the Cat. I think some of Jim’s challenges involved avoiding falling grandma’s in rocking chairs, avoiding falling cows, bungy-jumping into mucus and “swimming” in someone’s intestine (the level was called “Villi People”). Many a ’90s child were icked out by the commercial where an old woman eats a bowl of live worms.

Did she get paid for this?

The game must’ve been a success because it was followed by a rather lackluster cartoon show…

and a toyline by the same people who gave you TMNT.

There’s been rumors of a reboot for years but it seems this IP belongs strictly in the ’90s.

The Mongolian Death Worm

Jump to 4:58 if you want to skip The Wonderland Massacre part.

This is the only worm on my list that’s based on local legend. The creature first came to Western attention in the 1926 book On the Trail of Ancient Man by archaeologist Roy Chapman Andrews. Although dismissed by scholars as a biological impossibility (they claim no worm can survive a desert climate), the locals are convinced the olgoi-khorkoi (“large intestine worm”) exists and have reported sightings of this fearful creature. Click on the video above for more info. Here’s what it “looks” like:

Painting by Pieter Dirkx (date unknown).

Alaskan Bull Worm, SpongeBob Squarepants (Season 2, episode 40: “Sandy, Spongebob and the Worm”, 2001)

Overnight, something wicked comes to Bikini Bottom that destroys everything in its path including SpongeBob’s pineapple. SpongeBob immediately recognizes the monster as an ALASKAN BULL WORM!!!! (see above video for visual punctuation – arguably the greatest visual punctuation in TV history) As the town panics on what to do (Patrick decides to move the town to a safer place – literally), Texas tough Sandy Cheeks volunteers to wrangle the beast for taking her tail, despite SpongeBob’s warnings (IT’S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!!!). As they encounter a cave, Sandy enters thinking she has finally wrangled the worm, only for SpongeBob to point out she actually has its tongue and the “cave” is the real worm.

You know what, just watch this video with a fun synopsis of the episode.

The Worm, Labyrinth (1986)

The second muppet Sarah meets that gives her advice (in a cockney accent no less) on how to work her way through the titular Labyrinth. Too bad it’s advice was no help. Karen Prell was the puppeteer, while the late Timothy Bateson provided the voice (“‘Ello!”).

This was Jim Henson’s final film. It flopped critically and commercially but has since gone on to become a beloved fantasy classic.

So what other wormly sci-fi moments do you remember? Let me know in the comments. In the meantime here are some pictures of cute and cuddly worm plush toys. Awwwwww! TY Beanie Babies Inch the Worm Stuffed Animal Plush Toy - 11  inches long - Multi-color - Style 4044: Office Products
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Good News For Prequel Star Warriors!

Now that the shopping season has begun, there will be Black Friday/Cyber Monday deals online. And guess what I found???? At there’s a really whimsical Jar Jar Binks enamel pin for $6.23 – and oh my gosh, as I type this it’s already out of stock!!! Well if that proves anything, it’s that Jar Jar is popular and we need more Binks, less Porgs. Maybe you can email the Powers That Be and request a back order. Or you can order this “College T-Shirt” (for only 14.45) as a consolation prize.

And remember Hot Topic still has some Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker t shirts.

Next, Her Universe has teamed up with to release these Star Wars Heroine pins. If you think Queen Amidala was included, you’re right!

Now I admit, that after hearing about Alan Dean Foster’s battle with Disney over the royalties to his EU novels, I’m conflicted about buying from their website. But at the same time I still want to prove to the House of Mouse that the prequels are loved and still in demand. If only fans could start a fundraiser to help Foster out financially, that would be awesome.

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A New Hope For Star Warriors

If you sensed a great disturbance in the Force today, it’s because I gave out a great big “WHOO – HOO!!!”

On my lunch break today I was browsing the website It’s a website of merchandise for avid readers. On this site you’ll find t shirts, tote bags, pins, socks and yes books, of some of your favorite authors, from Stephen King to Philip K. Dick. And you’ll find some unique Star Wars swag. Remember those “READ” posters you saw on the walls of your local library in the ’80s and ’90s? You can buy it here as a notebook, a pair of socks, a t-shirt, or an enamel pin. If you were around in 1976, you might remember seeing a copy of Star Wars: From the Adventures of Luke Skywalker at your local bookstore. Now you can wear Ralph McQuarrie’s iconic art as a t-shirt.

And then I saw this new Heir To The Empire t-shirt. Yes, an Expanded Universe/Legends t-shirt. Why is this a big deal?

A year ago I sent a customer e-mail to Out Of Print suggesting they sell SW EU merchandise. After all if you’re going to sell anything related to Star Wars and reading, wouldn’t it make sense to include Legends? After all it introduced star warriors to the joys of reading and led them to other sci-fi literature. It seems the powers that be listened to me and if we, the fans, buy this shirt in droves, it’ll send a message to manufacturers that we still want Lucas era SW.

But wait there’s more.

Here’s the official description from Penguin Random House:

Star Wars Insider, the official magazine of the Star Wars saga, presents an amazing collection of exclusive short stories from the galaxy far, far away.

Includes tales starring iconic characters such as Han Solo, Princess Leia, Lando Calrissian and Darth Vader, this collection also features stories showcasing supporting characters such as Darth Plagueis, Hondo Ohnaka, Captain Rex, and Darth Revan.

Includes fiction written by renowned best-selling Star Wars authors such as Jason Fry, Matthew Stover, John Ostrander, and Paul S. Kemp, this volume also includes stunning art from some of the saga’s best-loved interpreters, including Joe Corroney, Brian Rood, Jan Duursema, and Magali Villeneuve.

And if you’re having any doubts, it has the Legends banner at the top. It’ll be released on March 23, 2021 but you can pre-order it now. For some fans, it’ll be a chance to revisit some old favorites. But for other fans, it’ll be new stories and new adventures. And that’s only the first volume…

So does this give you hope for the franchise? Will you be making any purchases in the near future? Sound off in the comments.

And May the Force Be With You.


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Music To Space Out By

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I know what you’re thinking: my list of space themed music will include classics like David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” (or the Ziggy Stardust album), Elton John’s “Rocket Man” and even Gustav Holst’s “The Planets” (or the electronic version by Isao Tomita). Maybe you think I’ll throw in some theremin music. Or music from your favorite sci-fi movie/TV show.

Well you’re wrong. This list won’t include any of those songs and symphonies. It won’t even include Sheb Wooley’s “The Purple People Eater” (1958) – even though it (sorta) opened the floodgates. These are the songs that jumped on the space band wagon and became the soundtrack of the Space Race. They’re catchy, they’re silly and they’re unforgettable. So let’s grab our electric guitars, don our spacesuits and blastoff to the sounds of space rock!

Note: sadly I couldn’t find much information about the making of these songs or the artists so if you have any information about these songs, let me know in the comments. You can find these songs on the compilation albums Rockin’ Orbit, Rock & Roll Invasion and Rockin’ In Outer Space.

Space Walk (1959)

The Bel-Aires

Man From Mars (1961)

Butch Paulson

Satellite Baby (1957)

Skip Stanley

Rocket to the Moon (year unknown)

Joe Johnson

The Martian Hop (1963)

The Ran-Dells

The Martian Band (1958)

The Wild-Tones

The Invasion Is Coming (1967)


Rocket (1957)

Joe Bennett and the Sparkletones

X-15 (1960)

Johnny Bond

Space Needle (1963)


Satellite Rock (1958)

The Rebelaires with Sammy Smith

Trip to the Moon (1957)

Wesley Reynolds

First Man on Mars (1957)

Jack Fautheree

Rocket Trip (1961)

Jackie Lowell with Duane Diamond & the Astronauts

The Sputnik Story (1958)

Bill Thomas

Rock Old Sputnik (1958)

Nelson Young

Creature From Outer Space (1957)

Sonny Day and the Tony Ray Trio

Rockin’ On the Moon (1959)

Deacon & The Rock Rollers

Flying Saucers Rock & Roll (1957)

Billy Lee Riley and His Little Green Men

Mope-Itty Mope (1959)

The Boss-Tones

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Your “Wonder Woman” Article Sucks

Note: The views in my post do not apply to all people who are pro-life. Not all people who support abortion are pro-woman and not all people who are against abortion are anti-woman. Some of my past posts have been critical of articles that take a liberal approach to sci-fi. This is the first post to criticize a conservative article.

Usually I never take sides in the abortion debate because I find the arguments of both sides to be irritating and outdated. Plus abortion is not as cut and dry as some people believe.

But lately I’ve been extremely irritated with the sheer hypocrisy of some that profess to be “pro-life” because they’re anything but when it comes to life outside the womb as seen in this July 4, 2017 article from the Christian website, ChurchPop, titled “8 Surprisingly Pro-Life Quotes From Wonder Woman“. Written by Mark Haas, it’s an admiration of Patty Jenkins’ 2017 blockbuster (appropriate, since we’re getting close to the theatrical release of Wonder Woman 1984 – someday). On the surface, it’s great to see a conservative Christian publication praise and admire a film and character with a feminist legacy. But on closer inspection, it turns out that this writer really missed the point of the movie.

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It wasn’t the fancy fighting techniques and impressive scenery that appealed to me. What really drew me in were the overwhelming pro-life themes, and the defense of the innocent. These sentiments were shared on screen (almost exclusively) by the main character, Diana, whom we later discover is Wonder Woman.

Hold on – a strong female lead character – from a major Hollywood blockbuster – proclaiming the defense of innocent life? The themes and quotes were undeniable, so I began to write them down.

Um, “a strong female lead character proclaiming the defense of innocent life”? You think Diana is the first to do that? What about when Queen Amidala said “I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war?” Or “I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!” Heck, her whole story arc in The Phantom Menace was about saving innocent lives from the Trade Federation. Or what about the whole plot of Disney’s Pocahontas – a film I feel gets more criticism than it really deserves – where the titular protagonist begs her father and her love interest to cease hostilities so that the settlers and her people can live in peace?

Maybe it’s because two of those films weren’t critically acclaimed enough?

“Who do you fight for?” Mercenary named Sameer, “No one”. “So you only fight for profits?”

(Note: She was talking to Chief, not Sameer.)

“For example, Planned Parenthood performed 323,999 abortions in 2016, (887 per day; 37 per hour; 1 every 97 seconds) all while earning $1.3 billion (in 2015) in revenue. Their CEO, Cecile Richards, is compensated just under $1 million while working for this “charitable” organization. Again, a few are profiting for the sake of the many.”

Hmmm, 323,999 abortions. You know what else matches that number in loss of life? According to the Giffords Institute (the one founded by Gabrielle Giffords) 37,603 Americans die by gun violence every year – an average of 100 every day. 61% by suicide, 36% by homicide, 1.4% police shootings (interesting), 1.3% by accidental and 0.8% undecided. In 2017, gun deaths reached their highest level in at least 40 years, with 39,773 deaths that year alone. Domestic violence victims are 5 times more likely to be killed when their abuser has access to a gun (see “The Boyfriend Loophole”). And let’s not even get into the profits gun manufacturers make from gun production every year.

Yet whenever a mass shooting (that often involves – wait for it – children) makes the news, these same “pro-lifers” downplay the tragedy and scream about their 2nd amendment rights. What do they need those guns for? Don’t they remember what Jesus said at Matthew 26:52 or read Isaiah 2:4? What good is having a child if that child will later be killed in a drive by shooting?

It’s also ironic that throughout this article Mr. Haas never for once lists any of the casualties of World War 1 (or any war) since that’s the setting for the film. The pro-life messages Diana talks about involve war.

(Don’t even get me started on their refusal to wear masks or their demands to hold church services in the middle of a pandemic. Haven’t these people ever heard of Zoom?)

Yes, Planned Parenthood has its problems, but when it comes to a non-profit, single provider of reproductive health services in the US, PP is the only game in town. Not every woman goes to Planned Parenthood to have an abortion as shown by these personal testimonies below:

I am pro-life, however, I am also highly aware that many pro-life people do little to no work to help babies and children who are hungry, living in poverty, and/or in abusive homes. Why aren’t pro-life people making noise about these childhood issues as well? It’s important to try and protect the unborn, but why aren’t they putting as much effort into protecting the born? – Kelly

A friend of mine was diagnosed with cervical cancer during a well care visit to Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood, thank you so much for saving the life of my friend. – Bill

People don’t realize that Planned Parenthood supplies testing, birth control and other good services. – V.O.

PP saved my life, I went in for a free pap and birth control after getting out of the army as neither my husband or I had insurance. I found out I had cancer cells during my pap. It was caught early enough that I just needed minor surgery. So I stand with PP. – Bela

My son is adopted. His birth mother doesn’t believe in abortion but she had no medical insurance and went to Planned Parenthood for prenatal care which ensured she had a healthy baby that she was able to place for adoption. – P.D.D.R

Planned Parenthood does SO MUCH MORE than abortions. They provided my wife with low cost (or free, can’t remember) birth control when we were younger also helped diagnose and treat her ovarian cysts. Then she continued to go to them for prenatal care when she was pregnant with our first child, as she trusted the clinic and staff, and our lack of decent health insurance at the time would have meant a huge burden financially. – Joseph

P.P. helps with OB/GYN services that people with low income or no insurance can afford, prenatal care, family planning, helps people enroll in WIC services, many POSITIVE things. Too many people think it is a fly-by-nite abortion clinic. Unless you have actually utilized their facility, you have no idea. They helped with yearly exams when I had no insurance. What major clinic would provide a pelvic exam for $18.00 and call it a wash? Not in this lifetime… – Lynna

The anti-choice crowd is simply anti-abortion, not pro health of women. They do nothing to prevent unwanted pregnancies, only criticize the availability of the choice to have an abortion after the fact. When they begin to do something to prevent unwanted pregnancies, then they will be doing some good. And isn’t that what PP does? – Bruce

My parents never had “the talk” with me. My intro into sexual health was with PP. They were professional, friendly, and very knowledgeable. I recently had a dr. tell me that I didn’t need to do a full well woman’s exam because it was not over 5 yrs (should be every 3 – 5 yrs). I left and went to PP the next morning and they handle everything. Those in an uproar are oblivious to the facts and let a skewed narrative influence their opinion. – Crystal

The primary service of Planned Parenthood is cancer screening for low income women, primarily ovarian and breast. The obsession on the smallest aspect of their services deprives women of needed services when funding is cut. – MK

I went to PP in the 80’s. Got my first pap and 1st birth control there. They were wonderful. At no time was abortion ever pushed on me. – Tina

Heck, my mother utilized Planned Parenthood’s services when she was pregnant with me and my brother – and it wasn’t to have an abortion and she wasn’t some rebellious, reckless, unwed teenager – she was an adult married woman with a working husband.

If pro-lifers disagree with Planned Parenthood’s stance on abortion, then why not just build more anti-abortion clinics that also provide pap smears, cancer screenings, pregnancy check-ups and birth control? And why aren’t they also exposing Planned Parenthood’s other sins (as seen in the links)?

“You should not be afraid to upset the peace agreement.”

Wonder Woman is not satisfied by armistice peace agreements. Save the innocent – or keep fighting. No one ever said that you have to be satisfied with a faulty societal premise.

Norma McCorvey (the Roe of Roe vs. Wade) passed away last year. Although she was a key player in the Supreme Court decision on abortion, she later became one of the most outspoken pro-life advocates, and devoted her life to the pro-life movement. Slavery was legal at one time. Abusing your wife (privately, and as long as you did not make a scene) was acceptable at one time. An exclusively male voter participation was commonplace at one time.

Laws can be changed. We must keep fighting for the innocent and the defenseless. After all, “You should not be afraid to upset the peace agreement.”

Once again, Diana is talking about the Armistice of 1918, y’know, the one that “ended” World War 1 but didn’t stop World War 2? Or Korea? Or Vietnam? Why does he keep ignoring this? Why hasn’t he talked about the lives lost by wars and genocide for the last 102 years? Is it because some priests and clergymen expressed support for those wars, encouraged people to enlist and even told soldiers that “God was on their side?”

If Mr. Haas is talking about outlawing abortion, then it’s pretty rich that he would compare it to outlawing wife abuse, when some wives have abortions because of an abusive marriage. It’s also reminds me of Christian women who’ve spoken out about sexual misconduct in the churches and are met with denial and anger.

And even if we we’re to overturn Roe, would that stop women from having abortions? Could that lead to a rise in infanticide? There was abortion before Roe and it was deadly. Just recently women in Mexico (a country where abortion is illegal) held a protest for abortion rights. Again, if you’re going to outlaw abortion, you need to replace it with something to help women.
Being pro-life encompasses all lives. There is someone who could use a visit in a hospital or a prison. There is someone who could use some extra clothes. There is someone who could use a hug. Save someone today.
Yes, all lives matter, but it takes more than giving away hugs and clothes to save lives. It takes diligence, organization, effort and financial compensation. It takes government sponsored programs to help those in need. Do you believe in those kinds of programs Mr. Haas?
To be fair, Mr. Haas concludes his article with this very astute assessment:
This final line in the film is so profound. Lead your decisions in life with love. We should all meditate on that sentiment. As the credits rolled, I couldn’t believe what I had been hearing for the last two hours. I was in constant anticipation as I continued hearing these quotes, which clearly called for the defense of the innocent. And then as icing on this cake – love – of course!
Yeah, because that’s been her message for nearly 80 years!
When William Moulton Marston was envisioning a new superhero for the comics, he wanted one that emphasized the qualities of love, peace, wisdom and kindness. May I recommend that Mr. Haas read some Moulton era WW comics for further enjoyment? Or read the equally popular George Perez comics? Or watch the Lynda Carter TV show which also teaches some profound lessons?
I will conclude this post with a quote from author, speaker and nun Joan Chittister, who is pro-life but saw the hypocrisy within the movement:

“I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion that that makes you pro-life. In fact, I think in many cases, your morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born but not a child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed. And why would I think that you don’t? Because you don’t want any tax money to go there. That’s not pro-life. That’s pro-birth. We need a much broader conversation on what the morality of pro-life is.”


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3 Reasons I’m Not Excited About “Dune”


Is there a word in the Imperium for “I’m Not Profoundly Stirred”?

Maybe I’m just too hard to please. Maybe Herbert’s essential classic is too difficult to adapt from page to screen. Or maybe Hollywood is just too stupid and shallow to do the 1965 novel justice. I’m going with the last one, but the bottom line is: the Dune (2020) trailer is here and I’m not looking forward to it. I’ve seen artwork more impressive than this (and at the end of this post, I’ll show them to you). Here’s three reasons why Denis Villeneuve upcoming adaptation looks underwhelming.

  1. It’s Too Drab

Now I’m aware that the Fremen of Arrakis don’t wear bright colors every day, considering they’re living on a desert planet (don’t want to attract the worms, y’know), so I’ll give that a pass, but Caladan, home of House Atreides is a water planet! Shouldn’t there be more blues, greens and yellows in their clothing and decor? Why does Paul’s home (0:26) and bedroom (0:19) look so dark and dreary, considering his father is a freaking duke!!! Is Leto broke? Did the set designers run out of money? Does Villeneuve have chromophobia? Even the Lynch and the SyFy Channel versions had impressive sets and costumes.

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Princess Irulan from the film.
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Lady Jessica from the ’84 film.
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Lady Jessica from the 2000 miniseries.
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Princess Irulan from the miniseries.
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Even Chani got a nice wardrobe.

2. The Casting Is Problematic

And when I say “problematic”, I’m not talking about Timothee Chalamet as Paul Atreides. In fact he’s perfect for the part as the story starts with Paul at fifteen and ends with him in adulthood and Chalamet has a youthful face. I can’t say anything about Zendaya’s casting as Chani because I’ve never seen her other films. Nor do I take issue with Jason Momoa as Duncan Idaho because, well, Idaho was a heartthrob in the books (if you get my drift). But I do have a problem with Oscar Isaac, Rebecca Ferguson and Sharon Duncan-Brewster as Duke Leto, Lady Jessica and Liet Kynes respectfully. Timothee Chalamet was born in 1995. Oscar Isaac was born in 1979. Isaac is sixteen years older than Chalamet, which means Leto was 16 when Paul was born. But Rebecca Ferguson was born in 1983. She’s only twelve years older than Chalamet, which means Jessica gave birth to Paul when she was 12 years old. Can we say “squick” boys and girls? Bottom line: Isaac and Ferguson are too young to be the parents of a 15 year old.

Now some of you might reason that since the world of Dune is modeled after the feudal cultures of the middle ages, then maybe the filmmakers were following the marriage practices of the era. But Dune takes place millions of years in the future and thanks to melange, people live longer and the longer people live, the later they marry or pair off and reproduce. So why didn’t they cast Javier Bardem as Duke Leto and Oscar Isaac as Stilgar (I think Isaac would’ve made a great Stilgar)? Why not choose an older actress like Gillian Anderson, Marcia Cross, Nicole Kidman, or Judy Greer (I listed red-headed actresses because Jessica was described as having “bronze hair”)? 

Now for my problem with Sharon Duncan-Brewster as Liet-Kynes. Liet-Kynes, in case you forget is the Imperial “Planetologist” who discovered Arrakis’ potential as a hospitable ecosystem, who went native when he came into contact with the Fremen.

He’s also Chani’s father. 

I have no problem with them casting a black person to play Liet Kynes. I can think of a lot of black actors that would make great Liet Kynes. Herbert was never specific about the ethnicities of his characters, so Kynes can be any color. But Herbert wrote Liet as a man and a father. Why did the filmmakers turn him into a woman? Did they feel there wasn’t enough women in the novel – which is ridiculous because Dune has a lot of memorable female characters – did they think that the Shadout Mapes, Harah, the Bene Gesserit, Lady Margot and Princess Irulan didn’t have enough screentime. Why not introduce her as Chani’s mother (whose name, Faroula, was revealed in God Emperor of Dune) and expand her role (she was also revealed to be a medicine woman)? I smell a “woke” Muad’ Dib.

3. I Like My Shai-Hulud With a “Triangular” Mouth Thank You Very Much

John Schoenherr provided the earliest artwork for Dune when it was serialized in Omni and the first hardcover edition. He gave the worms three triangular lobes that form the lips of its mouth which has been the standard image for the sandworm ever since. Herbert praised Schoenherr as “the only man who has ever visited Dune.”

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So the film goes with this design instead:

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Maybe a lamprey attached itself to the camera and they filmmakers said: “ewwww, we’re too afraid to pull it off, maybe if we give it a part in our film and a huge salary, it’ll detach itself.” Either way this is not the kind of sandworm I’d ever want to ride, cosplay, or eat.

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Now some of you Villeneuve fans will object and use Blade Runner 2049 (and maybe Arrival) as “proof” that he’ll do Herbert’s book justice. But BR 2049 was a sequel to a film that was never faithful to PKD’s book to begin with (which I talked about here) and is more inspired by said film than Do Android’s Dream of Electric Sheep. Dick’s 1968 novel was only 210 pages, Herbert’s is 412, divided into three segments, with four appendixes, one glossary and a map (which begs the question: will this film be a trilogy or is Denis cramming it all into one movie?). Do Android’s Dream of Electric Sheep? is one of Dick’s most grounded novels (read: not trippy) while Dune is an epic planetary romance that touches on philosophy, religion, politics, the environment, history, gender roles and even mysticism (read: very trippy). Plus a lot of the characters engage in soliloquies throughout the book, which is tricky to translate onto the screen. 

But hey, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe this will be a good film but I’m not spending $11-13 on seeing it in theaters. I’ll just rent it instead.

Meanwhile enjoy these beautiful works of art by local artists:

“Manuel Robles

“ momarkmagic:
“ Fremen - Character design for my Dune Project from my archives #art #conceptart #digitalart #digitalpainting #characterdesign #scifi #dune
More gorgeous Dune artwork from Mark Molnar.
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“ Children of Dune by minenanoah

“ Glimpse of a Navigator by Childofdune

“ Just some Spacer Guild steersmen from Dune swimming around in the spice goop that fills their ships.
Did this one in gouache and kinda fought it the whole way through. I guess I’m too acclimated to digital stuff now.
Not sure...

“ Final Muad’Dib piece for the upcoming #Dune show at Bergeron’s Books in Oakland. Pencil & Gouache.

See more artwork here, here and here

And then read this hilarious article from The Babylon Bee


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